28 Quotes Of Jim George

1. About family

Jim George quote about family

When everything goes to hell, the people who stand by you without flinching — they are your family.

2. About humor

Jim George quote about humor

Are you always a smartass?’Nope. Sometimes I’m asleep.

3. About humor

Jim George quote about humor

Life is a journey. Time is a river. The door is ajar

4. About changes

Jim George quote about changes

Laugh whenever you can. Keeps you from killing yourself when things are bad. That and vodka.

5. About bob-the-skull

Jim George quote about bob-the-skull

We have now left Reason and Sanity Junction. Next stop, Looneyville.

6. About sleep

Jim George quote about sleep

Sleep is God. Go worship.

7. About humanity

Jim George quote about humanity

The human mind is not a terribly logical or consistent place.

8. About harry-dresden

Jim George quote about harry-dresden

The building was on fire, and it wasn’t my fault.

9. About elaine-mallory

Jim George quote about elaine-mallory

You backbiting, poisonous, treacherous, deceitful, wicked, clever girl. If this works I’ll buy you a pony.

10. About dresden-files-books

Jim George quote about dresden-files-books

Of course Evil’s afoot. If it had switched to the metric system it’d be up to a meter by now.

11. About choice

Jim George quote about choice

What is the point of having free will if one cannot occasionally spit in the eye of destiny?

12. About harry-dresden

Jim George quote about harry-dresden

In the name of the Pizza Lord. Charge!

13. About harry-dresden

Jim George quote about harry-dresden

I died. I died and someone made a clerical error and I am in Heaven.

14. About harry-dresden

Jim George quote about harry-dresden

Life would be unbearably dull if we had answers to all our questions.

15. About cowardice

Jim George quote about cowardice

But the only way never to do the wrong thing is never to do anything.

16. About harry-dresden

Jim George quote about harry-dresden

I’d made the vampire cry. Great. I felt like a real superhero. Harry Dresden, breaker of monsters’ hearts.

17. About harry-dresden

Jim George quote about harry-dresden

I still can’t believe, Michael said, sotto voce, that you came to the Vampires’ Masquerade Ball dressed as a vampire.

18. About feminism

Jim George quote about feminism

I think that men ought to treat women like something other than weaker men with breasts.

19. About evil

Jim George quote about evil

You know how confusing the whole good-evil concept is for me.

20. About annoy

Jim George quote about annoy

Smiling always seems to annoy people more than actually insulting them. Or maybe I just have an annoying smile.

21. About harry-dresden

Jim George quote about harry-dresden

Ack! I said.Fearless master of the witty dialogue, that’s me.

22. About fear

Jim George quote about fear

It’s all right to be afraid. You just don’t let it stop you from doing your job.

23. About harry-dresden

Jim George quote about harry-dresden

There are things you can’t walk away from. Not if you want to live with yourself afterward.

24. About family

Jim George quote about family

There’s nothing that makes you more insane than family. Or more happy. Or more exasperated. Or more . . . secure.

25. About humor

Jim George quote about humor

Don’t mess with a wizard when he’s wizarding!

26. About dresden

Jim George quote about dresden

Kids. You gotta love them. I adore children. A little salt, a squeeze of lemon–perfect.

27. About polka

Jim George quote about polka

Polka will never die.

28. About harry-dresden

Jim George quote about harry-dresden

You rush a miracle worker, you get lousy miracles!

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