14 Quotes Of D Kelly

1. About humor

D Kelly quote about humor

You’ve got no sense of humor.I’m going to laugh really hard after I kick your ass.

2. About brian-kelly

D Kelly quote about brian-kelly

A cop? You married a bloody cop?I married a bloody criminal, Eve muttered, but nobody ever thinks of that.

3. About humor

D Kelly quote about humor

Do little pink fairies sing and dance in your world, Peabody?Sometimes, when it’s very quiet and no one else can see.

4. About eve-dallas

D Kelly quote about eve-dallas

Lord, Give me the strength not to bitch slap this woman.

5. About futuristic

D Kelly quote about futuristic

Listen carefully. I’d crush you like a bug for causing my wife one single moment of pain. Believe it. Fear it.

6. About sex

D Kelly quote about sex

Eve: Keep your mind off sexRoake: Why? It’s so happy there.

7. About humor

D Kelly quote about humor

I hate patience. Slows everything down.

8. About crime

D Kelly quote about crime

Bite me. -Lieutenant Eve Dallas, from any of the In Death books.

9. About futuristic

D Kelly quote about futuristic

She, as no other ever could, reached every corner of his heart. His joy, and his salvation.

10. About death

D Kelly quote about death

You know, lieutenant, you wear your weapon the way other women wear pearls.It’s not a fashion accessory.

11. About glory-in-death

D Kelly quote about glory-in-death

…but even strong women need an arm to lean on now and then. (Anna Whitney in Glory in Death)

12. About eve-dallas

D Kelly quote about eve-dallas

What’s your status? she asked him.Healthy, wealthy, and wise. What’s yours?Ha. Mean, crafty, and rude.

13. About awesome

D Kelly quote about awesome

… If you tried to touch my woman she’d break your dick off like a twig then stick it up your arse.

14. About humour

D Kelly quote about humour

If you tell me I’m sensible in addition to normal and wise, I’m going to punch you in the stomach.

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